
THERE'S NO REASON TO SLEEP CURLED UP AND BENT: October Truism of the Month
THERE'S NO REASON TO SLEEP CURLED UP AND BENT. IT'S NOT COMFORTABLE. IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU AND IT DOESN'T PROTECT YOU FROM DANGER. IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT AN ATTACK YOU SHOULD STAY AWAKE OR SLEEP LIGHTLY WITH LIMBS UNFURLED FOR ACTION.
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Size Chart
XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | |
BODY WIDTH | 17 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28.15 |
BODY LENGTH | 24.25 | 28.5 | 29.25 | 30.5 | 31.75 | 32.75 | 33 |
All measurements are in inches. Measurements may vary up to 1".
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Product information
All printed apparel should be washed inside out in cold water, and dried flat or tumble dried on gentle.