DON'T TALK DOWN TO ME: January Truism of the Month

DON’T TALK DOWN TO ME.
DON’T BE POLITE TO ME. DON’T
TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL NICE.
DON’T RELAX. I’LL CUT THE
SMILE OFF YOUR FACE. YOU
THINK I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S
GOING ON. YOU THINK I’M
AFRAID TO REACT. THE JOKE’S
ON YOU. I’M BIDING MY TIME,
LOOKING FOR THE SPOT. YOU
THINK NO ONE CAN REACH
YOU, NO ONE CAN HAVE WHAT
YOU HAVE. I’VE BEEN PLANNING
WHILE YOU’RE PLAYING. I’VE
BEEN SAVING WHILE YOU’RE
SPENDING. THE GAME IS ALMOST
OVER SO IT’S TIME YOU
ACKNOWLEDGE ME. DO YOU
WANT TO FALL NOT EVER
KNOWING WHO TOOK YOU?

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