No Children T-shirt
Inspired by doom metal, because for all their accoustic-ness Mountain Goats have some dark-ass lyrics.
Orders close at noon EDT on March 27 for an expected ship date of April 8.
Also available as a long sleeve shirt.
Available on your choice of blank! AS Colour shirts have a soft and smooth feel; Comfort Colors are fuzzier with a boxy fit.
Model wears AS Colours / XS.
Comfort Colors size chart
AS Colour size chart
I am transitioning the shop to a different model of base AS Colour t-shirts that have boxier dimensions, more similar to Comfort Colors. This means that NOT ALL AS COLOUR SHIRTS FIT THE SAME, even if they are the same color! This design is printed on the new shirts (Staple Minus). The linked size charts are accurate to the blanks used for each specific design. If you aren’t sure, feel free to email me!
AS Colour Size Chart
For black t-shirts released after February 13, 2026.
| minus | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL |
| BODY WIDTH | 16.5 | 18.5 | 20.5 | 22.25 | 24 | 25.25 | 28.25 | 29.5 |
| BODY LENGTH | 24.25 | 26 | 27.5 | 29 | 30.25 | 31 | 33 | 34.25 |
All measurements are in inches. Measurements may vary up to 1".
Product information
All printed apparel should be washed inside out in cold water, and dried flat or tumble dried on gentle.
