Fiona Apple // CRASS Penis Envy T-shirt
Do you watch at a distance from the side you have chosen?
Whose answers serve you best? Who'll save you from confusion?
Who will leave you an exit and a comfortable cover?
Who will take you oh so near their edge, but never drop you over?
What would an angel say? The Devil wants to know.
Orders close February 13 for an expected ship date of February 20.
I am transitioning the shop to a different model of base AS Colour t-shirts than the one I’ve been using— these have boxier dimensions, more similar to Comfort Colors. This means that NOT ALL AS COLOUR SHIRTS FIT THE SAME, even if they are the same color! For the time being, new release shirts will be printed on the new shirts (Staple Minus), while pre-2026 releases and Hall of Fame stock will be on the old, longer shirts (Block). The linked size charts are accurate to the blanks used for each specific design. If you aren’t sure, feel free to email me!
Available on your choice of blank! AS Colour shirts have a soft and smooth feel; Comfort Colors are fuzzier with a boxy fit.
Size Chart
| minus | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL |
| BODY WIDTH | 16.5 | 18.5 | 20.5 | 22.25 | 24 | 25.25 | 26.75 | 29.5 |
| BODY LENGTH | 24.25 | 26 | 27.5 | 29 | 30.25 | 31 | 31.5 | 34.25 |
All measurements are in inches. Measurements may vary up to 1".
Product information
All printed apparel should be washed inside out in cold water, and dried flat or tumble dried on gentle.
