Thomas Pynchon ？T-shirt
This is one of the only known images of Thomas Pynchon from the past 70ish years. Whether you reread Gravity's Rainbow every year (the few, the bold) or just love a Simpsons deep-cut and saying that a public figure is "a fucking Thomas Pynchon character," this shirt is for you.
Model wears AS Colours / S.
I am transitioning the shop to a different model of base AS Colour t-shirts that have boxier dimensions, more similar to Comfort Colors. This means that NOT ALL AS COLOUR SHIRTS FIT THE SAME, even if they are the same color! This design is printed on the new shirts (Staple Minus). The linked size charts are accurate to the blanks used for each specific design. If you aren’t sure, feel free to email me!
AS Colour Size Chart
For black t-shirts released after February 13, 2026.
| minus | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL |
| BODY WIDTH | 16.5 | 18.5 | 20.5 | 22.25 | 24 | 25.25 | 28.25 | 29.5 |
| BODY LENGTH | 24.25 | 26 | 27.5 | 29 | 30.25 | 31 | 33 | 34.25 |
All measurements are in inches. Measurements may vary up to 1".
Product information
All printed apparel should be washed inside out in cold water, and dried flat or tumble dried on gentle.
