{"product_id":"dear-catastrophe-secretary-t-shirt","title":"Dear Catastrophe Secretary T-shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is a preorder item. Orders close at noon EDT on July 3, 2026, for an estimated ship date of July 24, 2026.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"quoteText\"\u003eWe need to talk...\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"quoteText\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eAvailable on your choice of blank: AS Colour shirts have a soft and smooth feel; Comfort Colors are fuzzier with a boxy fit. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/breadandwaterprintshop.com\/pages\/cc-size-chart\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eComfort Colors size chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/breadandwaterprintshop.com\/pages\/2size-chart\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAS Colour size chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"quoteText\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"quoteText\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/breadandwaterprintshop.com\/collections\/b-w\/products\/dear-catastrophy-secretary-crop-top\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso available as a crop top!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"quoteText\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"quoteText\"\u003eI am transitioning the shop to a different model of base AS Colour t-shirts that have boxier dimensions, more similar to Comfort Colors. This means that NOT ALL AS COLOUR SHIRTS FIT THE SAME, even if they are the same color! This design is printed on the new shirts (\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/breadandwaterprintshop.com\/pages\/2size-chart\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eStaple Minus\u003c\/a\u003e). The linked size charts are accurate to the blanks used for each specific design. If you aren’t sure, feel free to \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/breadandwaterprintshop.com\/pages\/contact-bread-water\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eemail me\u003c\/a\u003e!\n\u003cdiv style=\"line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0in 0.5in; text-align: left;\" class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Bread \u0026 Water Printshop","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ AS Colour","offer_id":51925832204573,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ AS Colour","offer_id":51925832237341,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Comfort Colors","offer_id":51925832270109,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ AS Colour","offer_id":51925832302877,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Comfort Colors","offer_id":51925832335645,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ AS Colour","offer_id":51925832368413,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Comfort Colors","offer_id":51925832401181,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ AS Colour","offer_id":51925832433949,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Comfort Colors","offer_id":51925832466717,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ AS Colour","offer_id":51925832499485,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Comfort Colors","offer_id":51925832532253,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ AS Colour","offer_id":51925832565021,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Comfort Colors","offer_id":51925832597789,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ AS Colour","offer_id":51925832630557,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Comfort Colors","offer_id":51925832663325,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0279\/2213\/7187\/files\/secretarytee.jpg?v=1782321794","url":"https:\/\/breadandwaterprintshop.com\/de\/products\/dear-catastrophe-secretary-t-shirt","provider":"Bread \u0026 Water Printshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}